Saturday, September 4, 2010

Love at First Bite

I'm not a one girl guy and they know it.

When it comes to love I don't lie,
and the girls respect me for it.
Ain't gonna say my nose can't be open
but right now there's just too many fine ladies out there to choose one from.

Until recently the song lyrics to 'Trying Girls Out' by The Persuaders was my mantra. I figured romantic friendships were the way to go rather than relationships but there is someone that has totally changed my point of view. She's beautiful, witty, a bit snarky but that just makes her even more adorable! Gentleman behold, my recent case of oneitis.
Pamela Swynford De Beaufort
Yes, she's a fictional character, yes she prefers women, yes she's dead but damn she's sexy! I'm not one for blondes or dead people, but this is one fair haired lady I wouldn't mind exploring necrophilia for. Pam is a character from HBO's True Blood, a series based on the 'Southern Vampire Mystery' books by Charlaine Harris. Her character is played by the lovely Kristin Bauer. Pam is portrayed as always being calm, collected, classy and down right honest to a fault. I think that's what drew me to her she's an extremely loyal woman who carries herself as a lady, but she can kick ass when needed and save the girl all while wearing pumps.

MILF in the making
I adore Pam but I tend to keep it to myself. Having a crush on a fictional character might be strange to some but I know I'm not the only one out there (at least I hope not). I've heard many friends explicitly explain what they would have done to Jessica Alba's character in 'Idle Hands' or Laura Prepon as Donna from 'That 70's Show', but that's when we all were kids and couldn't find a girlfriend. Now being in my 20's is it okay to crush on a fictional chick? To my readers, do you have any fictional characters that you have a thing for? I'd like to know, please post it in the comments section; and to my dearest Pam I might not be worthy, but if you ever read this I want you to know I'll be your dessert any day girl.

TL;DR Pam is hot, I adore her, which fictional characters do you have a crush on?


  1. All the fictional characters I have a crush on involve winona ryder I think. Yup, I am old as dirt.

  2. She was kinda hot in Edward Scissor hands!

  3. I love that character from True Blood. Abselutely stunning!

  4. Awesome. :D

  5. whoops wrong lie,

  6. very interesting! need moar posts from you...